iFuture

Barret
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It's the year 2029. My mother has gone from President of England's daughter to England's top model. Over the years of course. We get off the airplane and drive to third most familiar house in my life. My mom and I travel a lot since my dad does a lot of travel just to promote his company.  I watch the cars go by and the leaves come down since winter is very near. I almost forgot for a moment the drive takes an hour.
" We're here!" My mother exclaims. We pull into the drive way. It's large and dark wooden.
" Why do we have to be here?" I ask.
" Cause you are now eight and you haven't seen your friends since you were five." My mom replies.
" The last time I was here Mason tried to glue me to the ceiling." I say. My mom turns to me. I have her wavy brown hair and cute little ears but my eyes are hazel. I totally got that from my dad.
" But he miserably failed." My mom says reassuring I will be okay. I unbuckle my seat belt and walk up the stoned pathway up to the door where Aunty Carly and Uncle Griffin meet us. But this isn't there house. I walk into the living room and see Livia. Aunty Carly's kid. She looks a lot like her mom with the black hair but her eyes are green like her dad's. She notices me and smiles. I am about to walk over to her but then Mason tackles me.
" Get off of me!" I yell at him.
" Be a man Kensington." He says to me and gets off of me. He puts his hand out to help me up. His sister Michelle comes up from behind him and jumps on him. Mason and Michelle are twins. They both have light brown hair. Michelle has blue eyes and Mason has brown eyes. Michelle is the beautiful thing I have ever seen.
" Get off of me you monster!" He yells. Michelle gets off of him. She's wearing a jean shirt and a purple blouse.
" I can't believe we're all seven." Livia says walking over to us.
" I think our births were planned." Mason says. We all look at him with a questionable look. Livia just turned seven. I've been seven for three months and the twins have been seven for five weeks.
" I highly doubt it." I say.

Livia
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I always ask my mom why she didn't name me Olivia. It's a long story and it's the most pointless story ever. Like Uncle Spencer's lectures. I will never understand my mom's side of the family.
" I'm bored." I say randomly.
" We can mess around in my dad's office." Mason suggests. Barret looks at me.
" I'm scared." He says into my ear. I giggle.
" I heard my mom that he is working on time travel." Michelle says.
" Like in those really old dvds." Barret says.
" VCRS!" The twins yell in unison.

Future Freddie
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" So far I've programed two places into the TT remote. The old iCarly studio and, the balcony." I say sipping some wine.
" So you can watch you and you know who have your first kiss." Griffin says goofing around.
" Hey! I think it's adorable." My wife says kissing my cheek. My beautiful wife.
" Not to mention you can go back in time and try to find my original bunny picture before I burned it." Carly says.
" Has anyone seen the kids?" Hazel asks.
" The last time I saw them they we're going up to Mason's room to make a stink bomb." My wife says.
" Oh like I shouldn't be worried." Carly says. We all laugh.

Livia
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" Wow. You can go back into time with this familiar t.v. remote." I ask holding it. It's black and has a key pad like a phone with the numbers and the * and #.
" Should we be touching this?" Barret asks with concern.
" Don't be such a mama's boy. Now, I want to watch my self eat breakfast this morning." Mason says almost punching in a random code.
" No!" We all yell. We all try to get a hand on the remote. We press numbers by accident. Numbers 2,0,1,0 and #1 to be exact.
I feel like I am sucked into a hole. The next thing I know, my face is smashed up against a wooden floor. My purple skirt I all puffed up. I get up and look around. Very, artsy and random. A hood of a car. A tech cart with a laptop and camera. An iWeb award from iCarly. AN IWEB AWARD FOR ICARLY?!
" Mason." I say.
" Yea Liv." He replies.
" Where are we?" I ask.
" I, don't know." He says.
" But let's look on the bright side……" Michelle says. " Oh yeah! There is no bright side!" She yells at Mason.
We all stop dead in our tracks when we hear laughs. Way too familiar laughs.
" So then I was like, " Mom says. To be exact. Teenage mom says.
" Who are you kids?" Hazel asks.
" And how did you get here? Did the elevator stop on this floor." Freddie asks. Barret looks like he can't breathe.
" Excuse us for one second." I say. I pull everyone in for a huddle.
" If you haven't noticed, OUR PARENTS ARE TEENAGER!" I yell quietly.
" I know. So, we just have to be calm and not mess up the future with anything we do or say." Michelle says.
" So we hide the evidence." Barret says.
" On that!" Mason says throwing the remote on the ground and stomps on it. It said Benson Products on the back. On a sticker.
" You idiot!" Barret and I say in unison.

Carly
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" What is going on here?" I ask Freddie.
" I don't know but the girl with the black hair looks a lot like you." He says.
" I know."
" The little boy with the brown curly hair reminds me so much of me when I was younger." Hazel says.
" You idiot!" We hear them yelling. All of them start lunging for each other. We all run over and pull them apart. I grab my look a like and Hazel grabs the little boy with her hair. Sam grabs for the girl with the light brown hair while Freddie grabs the boy with light brown hair.
" Idiot!" The boy yells in Hazel's arms.
" Sore excuse of a Kensington!" The boy yells that's in Freddie's arms. Hazel picks him up and looks at his features.
" He has my ears." Hazel says scared beyond belief.
" And I'm not your little button." He says angrily. We carried them down the stairs cause they couldn't get along. They were throwing insults at each other. I sit the girl down on the counter.
" What's your name?" I ask.
" Livia." She replies.
" Why aren't you named Olivia?" I ask.
" It's a long story." She replies.
" Why?"
" I can't say."
" How did you get here?"
" I can't say." She starts crying.
" What's wrong?" I ask sincerely.
" I'm scared Mommy. I don't want to be in trouble. I want to be home with you and dad!" She says bawling her eyes out. I pick her up and hug her. " You hate Pee Wee Babies." She manages to say.
" Mommy's here." I say stroking her hair.

Sam
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I sit the girl down on a seat at the kitchen table. She tries to run away but I catch her and sit her back down.
" Your name." I ask.
" Michelle." She replies.
" A last name will be helpful." I say.
" I can't say."
" Why?!" I demand.
" Cause I'll screw up time!"
" Watch your mouth young lady." I say.
" Yeah. Like that has never stopped you before." Hazel says passing us. She bits her lips trying not to blurt it out.
" Your my mom!" She yells. Everyone in the room stares at me.
" Liar!" I say pointing at her. I know what woman go through to have babies. I mean there is no way. NO WAY! I gave birth to her. I look down at her.
" Favorite meat." I ask.
" Ham." She replies. One word. That's all she had to say.
" You are my kid." I say picking her up.
" I'm seven." She says and I put her down.
" Want some ham?" I ask.
" Just to let you know all my friends ask where I get my meat loving side from." Michelle says.

Hazel
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We sit on the couch.
" So, I have already established that you are my kid. But, what's your name." I say.
" Barret." He says.
" Middle name."
" Wolfgang." I love that name.
" Nickname."
" Your little button or your little bear but either one I hate with thee most passion." He says.
" Last name."
" Nice try."
" Your good. Is your dad hot?"
" I'm seven."
" Oh. Skip that one." I look at his hazel colored eyes. " Is your father Leo Beckman by any chance?"
" Maybe."
" I married the mascot?!" I yell standing up.

Freddie
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He sits down on the black chair and I crouch down to his height. Brown eyes. Light brown hair. A nose very smilier to mine but it's a total combo of his mom's.
" Now, what's your name." I ask nicely.
" Mason. Mason, Alexander." He replies.
" Mother?" I ask.
" Can't say."
" Why can't you?"
" Like what Michelle said, I'll screw up time."
" Describe your mom."
" Nice try. My dad told me never to give out information. Not even to my own grandma."
" Why your grandma?"
" You don't want to know."
" I think everyone here as established that they have their kid." Carly says.
" I have Barret." Hazel says.
" Michelle. Who I can't believe I am saying this, gave birth to." Sam says.
" Livia. Who I think should be named Olivia. " Carly says.
" Yeah and Mason is not saying anything about who his parents are." I say.
" Oh yeah he shouldn't." Barret  says.
" Why not?" Hazel asks Barret. I walk over to Sam.
" Why it's not like he's related to one of you guys right?" Sam asks laughing. Michelle and Mason sink into their seats.
" Michelle?" I ask.
" Yeah?" She says.
" What's your middle name?" I ask.
" Augusta." Michelle says softly. Augusta is my mom's middle name and everyone knows that. Dun, dun, DUN! (for the epicness that occurred).  I look over to Sam. Both of us in shock.
" Ooooooooo. This is good." Hazel says.
" You don't even want to know." Livia says.
Eventually all the kids fall asleep and we all put them in Carly's room. We all sit downstairs drinking peppy cola. All of us sitting around the coffee table. Sam and I sitting on the couch. Hazel couldn't contain herself with the fact that Sam bared my children. Sam Puckett. Samantha Georgina Puckett! Dare I even say I should have saw it coming. Mason did have the combination of Sam and I's nose.
" I had twins." Sam says rubbing her belly.
" Well, technically, your having twins." I say.
" Shut up!" She yells. " Your not the one in eleven years having to be in torturous pain!" She darts her eyes at me.
" I'm gonna rip it off!" She yells. I run out of the door running away from her.

Hazel
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" I'm sorry but did you see that coming?" I ask Carly in amazement.
" No." Carly replies. I hear foot steps. I turn around and I see Barret sleep walking. He walks over to us and sits on my lap and puts his arms around my neck.
" You know for a seven year old, he's such a mama's boy." Carly says. I look down at him and mess with his wavy hair.
" I think it's adorable." I say kissing his forehead. I pick him up. Sam and Freddie come back in with Sam over Freddie's shoulder squirming.
" Let go of me!" Sam yells.
" Sshh!!!" Carly and I say in unison but it was too late. Livia, Mason and Michelle came down the stairs to see Sam and Freddie in their awkward moments.
" We've seen worse." The twins say in unison.

Future Sam
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We checked Mason's room, Michelle's room and all over the house. That's when Freddie noticed that the second time travel remote was missing.
" Our kids went back in time!" I yell at Freddie.
" I told you we should have locked the remote. You can't trust them." He replies.
" Just find our kids Benson!" Hazel yells.
" There at the iCarly studio in 2010." Freddie says.
" Press the button!" Carly exclaims. Griffin backs away from us. Freddie presses the green button. I feel like I am getting sucked into a hole. I find my self face planted on the iCarly studio floor.
" Time travel is not for me." Carly says holding her four month pregnant belly.
" Oh stop being hormonal." Hazel says angrily.
" Let's just find them and erase their minds." Freddie says. We walk down the stairs. I remember these stairs all too well. I see my teenage self over Freddie's shoulder. I never remember that. Michelle turns her head.
" No!" I whisper to her.
" Mommy!" She yells and runs to me, jumping to my arms. Everybody turns their heads in shock. Freddie drops me.
" Now this, is weird." Hazel says. I watch my teenage self look check out my husband Freddie.
" Yes. I know. He's hot." I say. She nods her head in approval. Mason runs up to me. I bend down to his height to make sure he's okay. I get back up and everybody is mirror imaging their selves.
" Aw come on! I have two kids!" Teenage Carly says.
" Hey, I grow two inches." Teenage Hazel says happily.
" Yeah, senior year but you won't remember this." Hazel replies.
" What do you mean?" Teenage Freddie asks. I accidentally check him out. He looks at me.
" Just remembering the teenage years. Nothing to be worried about." I say putting Michelle down.
" Unfortunately we have to erase your minds so nothing can be changed in the future. You know way too much already but the good news is that all four of you went on a nice fishing trip" Freddie says.
" I married the mascot!" Teenage Hazel yells.
" Hey! He just so happens to be the father of your second and third kid!" Hazel says. I look at her. " I didn't tell you. I'm expecting twins." She says smiling.
" Is that why we had stir fry and burritos for dinner?" Barret asks.
" Hey you guys! I just had the greatest day ever that I will never want to forget. Older Freddie?" Spencer says looking at us.
" All five of you." Freddie says disappointingly. He presses the green button and we pinch our noses. The gas fades away. Everyone is knocked out and passed out on the ground. Before I pick up Michelle, I look over at my self. I put my hand in Freddie's and kiss his cheek. My high school sweetheart.

Hazel
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I sit on the couch and pull out Fishing For Idiots. Why can't americans take up archery, or horseback riding. Stupid fishing.
" Still mad you only caught seaweed?" Carly asks laughing.
" Shut up please. My dignity went down the toilet and I am trying to restore it by learning how to fish." I say.
" Well, I am going to get a smoothie." Carly says.
" You can live." I say.
" No I can't!" She yells walking out the door. Freddie comes walking in when she opens the door and she leaves.
" So how are things between you and the blonde?" I ask as he takes a seat.
" She thinks cause we almost kiss means that I like her." He says.
" I know. All because of a rock." I say sarcastically sipping my ice tea.
" I know."
" Benson!" Sam yells walking through the door.
" Oh what is it now Puckett?!" He exclaims standing up from the couch.
" I just can't believe that you won't face the fact that you love me." Sam says.
" Just because I almost kissed you doesn't mean I like you." Freddie yells. I slide off the couch and grab some more ice tea.
" Well in the world of chick flick movies it does." She says. I walk back to the couch.
" That doesn't prove anything. This does." He grabs me by the waist and dips me pressing his lips on to mine causing me to drop my ice tea. Sam was more likely in shock. I push him off of me after a few seconds but I fall on to the floor letting out a yelp.
" You just kissed Hazel!" Sam yells.
" I kissed Hazel! And I don't like her! That kiss didn't mean a thing in the world Frazel." Did he just give us a couple name?
" Frazel?! Now were doing couple names? So is this kiss going to mean something?" Sam asks.
" It's gonna mean, wait what?!" Sam presses her lips on to Freddie's wrapping her arms around his neck. She releases the kiss. I take a seat back on the couch.
" You see no sparks." Sam says.
" Oh really?!"
" Really!"
" Well how about now?" Freddie grabs her face and kisses her and then turns into a french kiss. Tongue and all. My mouth drops ten stories down.
" You see, nothing." Freddie says.
" No sparks." Sam says.
" But I did feel something though," Freddie adds. Like her tongue!?!
" Yea." Sam says innocently and grabs his face and kisses him. Another make out.
" Can you two please do this somewhere else!" I yell. They walk upstairs. Carly comes back walking through the door.
" Where are Sam and Freddie?" She asks.
" Their upstairs vigorously making out proving they don't like each other." I say smiling. Carly looks at me questionably as she sips her smoothie.