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Freddie
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You have been invited to The Barnes Camp Reunion

On April 11th 2010

At the Milton Hotel in Seattle, Washington
7'o clock Sharp!

R.S.V.P. at BARNEScamp@eol.com

Hope you see you there (Please dress Black Tie formal)

" I'm not going!" I yell at my mom.
" You're going!" She yells back at me. I had a miserable time there, so why would I want to go to the reunion?
" Why?"
" Cause I already rsvped." She says innocently.
" Can you guys please yell at each other somewhere else!" Hazel exclaims. We look down at her. She is trying to sleep in her bed.
" Fine. I'll go." I finally say.
" Yea!" She hugs me tightly and leaves. I take a seat on the foot on Hazel's bed.
" I'm gonna kill her" I say under my breath.
" Doesn't everyone." Hazel says. I look behind me.
" You know it's eleven am." I say.
" Three words Benson. Watch. Me. Care." And throws the duvet over her head. I jump on top of her and start tickling her.
" Get,haha,off,hahahaha,me!" She manages to say. She just keeps on laughing the more I tickle her. Eventually I stop tickling her.
" Now you have to get out." She says.
" Why?" I ask.
" Cause last night I went to be with just my shirt and underwear." She replies.
" Ugh, TMI!"
" You asked. Question answered. Out!" I leave and head over to Carly's. Carly is sitting on the sofa with her pajamas still on.
" It's officially sleep in day." I announce.
" Oh, hey Freddie." Carly replies.
" Hey." I say with a deep sigh. Showing something was on my mind.
" What's wrong?" She asks.
" My mom is making me go to the Camp Barnes Reunion and I'm not in the mood to see the guys who made me miserable everyday."
" It couldn't have been that bad."
" Everyone morning they will wake me up with cold water and say I peed my self. At lunch they put hot sauce in my punch , during activities they will find was to embarrass me. Not to mention at dinner, they will put pudding down my pants."
" Oh. It was bad."
" Yea" I say.
" The Puckett is in the house!" Sam says announcing her arrival. She looks at me. " Benson."
" Princess Puckett." I always joke with her about that day.
" The british has arrived." Hazel says entering. Finally wearing clothes.
" Hey, hey" Sam says.
" Yo, yo" Hazel says.
" What, what. Up, up. With, with. That, that?" Carly says. I eventually leave after the girls decide to go to Build-a-Bra. I lie on my bed. Thoughts go through my head of summers at Camp Barnes. Nerdiest of the nerds went there. Not saying I am a nerd but you get the point. Who ever thought going there, that there will be….bully nerds. Yeah, I know. Bully nerds. The only good thing about the camp was that, there were girls. Some were hot and some were just down right ugly. But Maybelle Roden. Wow. Her red wavy hair touched her italian skin perfectly. Her deep green eyes piercing you like two swords. A figure of a model. Everybody wanted to date her. But she was taken. By Arnold Vernon. Pure evil. Jet black hair, a smile only his mother and Maybelle could love. Pure, pure evil. He was always with Maybelle. You couldn't look at her without him catching you and tying you up to the tether ball pole. No one risked talking to her cause they knew what would happen to them.
" Yo, yo! I'm back!" Announcing her arrival home. She walks up to my doorway. " Sneak preview." and sling shots her new bra at me. All blue with yellow stars here and there. BING! I get off my bed and walk over to Hazel.
" Doesn't remind you of a starry night?" She asks.
" Yea it does." I reply.
" Okay, give me back the bra." She sticks her hand out.
" Only one condition." I clutch the bra near to me.
" What's the condition?" She asks.
" Pretend to be my girlfriend at my camp reunion. Please! I'll never ask for anything again!" I see Hazel think the condition through. She bites her lip. " Fine"
" Oh thank you!" I hug her tightly picking her up from the ground.
" Can't. Breathe." She manages to say. I let go of her and she walks away to her room. I lie back on to my bed. It's when I realize I still have her bra. Hazel walks back in.
" My bra." She says yanking it from me. I laugh, she smirks.

April 11th 2010
………………………
" Come on! We're going to be late!" I yell from the hallway.
" Hold on!" Hazel yells back at me. Sam walks past me with her headphones in her ears. I see her check me out. Just wearing black jeans, shoes and blazer with a blue shirt.
" You look, sharp" Sam says. Next to me she looks like a piece of candy with her bright yellow shirt and light blue faded jeans.
" You look, Sam-ish" I say teasing her. Sam just keeps looking at me.
" May I help you?" I ask.
" Hot." She faintly replies. I raise my eyebrow to her words. " It's hot out, and dark colors will soak up the heat, so you'll be hot."
" Okay."
" So hot." She changes her words to, " You'll be so hot outside." Runs inside into Carly's and slams the door.

Sam
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Oh my gosh! Samantha Georgina Puckett, what the hell happened out there?! Hot, so hot. STOP! Fezuz Schist! How can Freddie look that hot in that kind of an outfit! Just go have some bacon.

Hazel
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" Hazel!" Freddie says once again.
" I'm coming out right now!" I walk out of my room, past the living room and into the hallway. Freddie is in shock and aw over my dress. A dark blue, heart bust, knee length, with a bit of a poof from my waist to my knees. Not to mention my black pumps.
" You look," Freddie says.
" Hot." Finishing his sentence. " Come on. Let's go!" I grab his hand and we head off.
We enter into this large room. Black and white stripes on the wall. White tables and black chairs. Chess and Checker desks here and there. A giant dance floor in the middle of the room. A D.J. Not to mention a sea of nerds with more likely their sisters or cousins.
" Hello Fredward." A boy with dark black hair says to Freddie. Dressed nicely.
" Hello Arnold." He replies with a attitude.
" And which side of the family is this gem from?" Taking my hand and kissing it.
" I'm," I say.
" Hazel Kensington." Freddie says grabbing my waist and pulling me closer to him. " My girlfriend." He continues, emphasis is on the girlfriend.
" Hazel Kensington, the president of England's daughter. How did you ever score her?" Arnold says.
" We meet through a friend. He stole my heart when he read Shakespeare to me in front of the fire. Didn't you, Freddie Beary." I say kissing his nose.
" Yea. I'm quite the man." He says.
" Well Hazel, I'll like you to meet my girlfriend. Maybelle Roden." A redhead pops out. Blue eyes. A brown elbow sleeve dress with black heels. No taste in clothes. More likely her mom picked out the outfit.
" Honor." She says putting her hand out for me to shake.
" Pleasure." I say, shaking her hand.
" Come on Honey Haze. Let's get a seat." Freddie says. We walk around Maybelle and Arnold and take a seat near to the dance floor. Freddie looks over to me.
" So did I really steal your heart?" He says jokingly.
" You go think that Benson." I reply. The buffet opens up shortly after. Freddie kept on eyeing Maybelle and Arnold while we were eating. They were two table away. He would watch them share their soda together and feed each other french fries. Freddie feed me my pasta and desert. When it come to feeding my desert he did it all sexy like. Which disturbingly is turning me on.
" This is DJ Bob and it's time to, GET THE PARTY STARTED!" DJ Bob announces.
" Let's dance." Freddie says grabbing my hand. We head on to the dance floor. A little bit of Lady Gaga, Jay-Z, Blacked Eyed Peas and 3OH!3 then a slow song comes on. The Reason by Hoobastank. Freddie and I start to lip-sync the lyrics making faces, making us both laugh. Freddie puts his hands on my waist. I wrap my arms around his neck. He dips me and I giggle. I start to look around the dance floor and I see a familiar couple. Maybelle and Arnold, making out. On the dance floor. Freddie looks into my eyes.
" No Freddie!" I whisper.
" No, you have something on your eye lash."
" On, then get it." He holds my face trying to get it off. His hands are warm and soft.
" Got it." He says eventually. A tiny piece of paper was on my eye lash.
" What happened between you and Arnold?" I ask softly, breaking a short silence.
" Let's just say he's a royal jerk."
" Why?"
" Everyday he will torture me. He would always say I couldn't get a girlfriend for my life. He's trying to rub in the fact that he had a girlfriend way before me."
" He bullied you? Like Sam?"
" But worse." I look over to Arnold. That son of a *beep*. After the song ends, I head over to Maybelle near the chip and dip table.
" Yo Maybelle. How's it like dating Arnold?" I say casually.
" Oh shut up." She says.
" Excuse me?" I reply.
" I know you are trying to get to Arnold."
" I think your red headed brain forgot, I'm dating Freddie."
" Oh please, boyfriends and girlfriend kiss. You've haven't kissed once!"
" That doesn't prove anything!" I yell.
" Yes, it, does!" She yells back.
" No, it, doesn't!"
" Stay away from Arnold!"
" Stay away from Freddie!" I yell going along with her argument. She grabs my hair and pulls it. I grab her's and pull it. She jumps on top of me making my back hit the ground.
" Bra stuffer!" She screams.
" Mama dresser! FYI brown is so last year!" I scream back. She scratches my forehead and I rip her cheap stud earrings out. She tries to punch but I block her fist with my hand.
" You know, you should change your name to Maybelle and Maybrow!" I yell.
I pin her down to the ground and we start slapping each other. She rips the hem off my dress. I rip of her sleeve. Then she punches me! Daughter of a *beep*. I claw her on the cheek. She throws me down to the floor again. Just messing up hair now. Arnold comes out of the sea of boys with camera phones and pulls her off me. Freddie pops out and helps me up. That's when I notice my nose is bleeding. Freddie and I start to walk away.
" Bra stuffer!" Maybelle yells from the background.
" Sore excuse of a girlfriend!" I yell back.
Once back at Freddie's,
" I can't believe you got into a cat fight." Freddie says putting tissues up my nose cause of the blood. My head on Freddie's lap as we sit on the couch.
" I should have stabbed her with my heel." He applies rubbing alcohol to my bleeding scratch I got from Maybelle. I bite my lip at the pain.
" Sorry." He softly says.
" It's okay." I say. He places a pillow under my head but his legs still under. He just sits still. A long undisturbed silence appears.
" You know. You should stand up for your self when people bother you. Don't be silent. Let your voice be heard." I say.
" I'd rather not. I'll just made more fun at for being a nerd." He says, taking the tissues out of my nose and moving my hair from my face.
" Your not a nerd. You might be intelligent but your funny. strong, caring, honest, and I think you are the sweetest and coolest guy I ever met."
" You really mean that?" He asks softly.
" Yeah." I say. He moves his head down. Takes a hold of my neck. I lift my head up a bit. I wrap my left arm around his neck. Our lips meet and we fall into a passionate kiss of epic preparation. Our tongues slip in. I grip the back of his head and he cups my face. We stop to breathe and we giggle. We keep on kissing. I feel his right hand glide down my back. He wraps his left arm around my neck. I straighten and hold his face to intense the body movement between us. Some time later, I wasn't counting the minutes, we stop kissing and realize that his mom will be home any minute. We part our ways to our bedrooms. I try to unzip my dress but the zipper is in the back. I go to Freddie's room across the hall from me.
" Can you?" I ask pointing to the zipper.
" Sure." He replies. He unzips my dress at a medium speed. I hold the dress with my hand in the front.
" Thanks." I say.
" Wait." He grabs my hand that twirls me, plants his lips on mine. My hands move from my dress causing it to fall to the ground. Just revealing my shorts and strapless bra. I break the kiss. I pick up my dress. I head back to my room. Only tomorrow will it be awkward.

Carly
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My alarm goes of at six. I get up. The worst part of morning for every teenager out there. After showed and dressed in a usual outfit that consists of jeans and a nice shirt, I run downstairs for a cereal breakfast. I go grab a bowl. I find a duck tape bowl.
" Spencer!" I yell. Spencer comes running in.
" What is it?" He asks.
" Why is there duck tape on my bowl?" I ask back.
" Well, last night I was watching Mythbusters and they made a boat and canon out of duck tape. So I woke up at three this morning to get large amounts of duck tape."
" What are you going to make?" I demand.
" A giant duck tape soda bottle." He replies.
" Why are you my brother?"
" Why is 7-Up found in Egypt?" He says. " Cause no one knows." I grab my bag and head downstairs to find Freddie and Hazel waiting as usual but something was different. They didn't sit next to each other on the bus or even talk.
Once at school,
" Hey Sam." I say coming towards my locker.
" Hey Carly." Sam says pulling out chocolate pudding from her locker.
" Can I have a bite?" I ask.
" Sure." She replies and hands me a spoon. " You didn't have breakfast?"
" Spencer is doing a duck tape sculpture and he went on a bit of a duck tape frenzy in the kitchen."
" Oh." She replies with pudding in her mouth.
" Is it me or something strange going on between Hazel and Freddie?"
" What do mean?"
" Just look at them." Hazel is leaning against her locker with a blank expression looking at Freddie. We look over to Freddie, blank expression, staring at Hazel.
" There just being geeks. Nothing to worry about." Sam says.The bell rings. Sam and I walk away to our opposite classes. I'm about to pass Freddie's locker when I hear,
" I was absolutely amazing when we kissed. I felt something but after the kiss between Hazel and I, it's just been, awkward. The sparks between us were like one not ten." Freddie says to his AV friend Warren. I stop in my tracks and hide behind the wall.
" Freddie, were talking about Hazel Kensington for crying out loud! Go out with her, have a blast! Number one sparks or not! Date her! You've gotten to kiss Carly and date her. So how about do the same thing with Hazel. Live for once in your life Freddie!" Warren says.
" I guess your right." He says. They walk off to class. Hazel and Freddie kissed?! Well that would explain the silence between them but how did it even happen? I want to know! And now! After third period I run into my next class with Sam. I take a seat next to her.
" Sam!" I say quietly.
" What?" She replies.
" I just found this out so bare it mind this, Hazel and Freddie kissed!" Sam's face goes in utter shock. " Are you okay?"
In response she breaks her pencil.
" What makes you think that?" She replies.
" You broke your pencil." I say. Ms. Briggs comes in and class starts.
After school, Hazel heads to dance in the school gymnasium. Freddie has a AV meeting, and Sam decided to go throw fat cakes at joggers. I walk inside into my house. I have a duck tape couch and coffee table.
" Spencer!" I yell.
" What up kiddo?" He asks. I point to the coffee table and sofa in disappointment.
" Duck tape." He says stupidly holding a roll of it.
" Where's the sculpture?" I ask.
" Sacko's friend bought it." He replies. " You want to duck tape your bed?"
" Yes!" We run upstairs to my bed and use neon pink duck tape on it. After duck taping my bed pink and duck taping random things in my room neon blue. I head downstairs to find Sam in front of the t.v. eating bacon.
" How long have you been here?" I ask.
" I don't know." She replies.
" You want to duck tape random stuff in the studio?"
" Sure." We walk up the stairs and find Hazel sitting on the hood of the car reading while listening to her music.
" You can bang the drum,
You can bang the drum, " Hazel!"
Bring it on,
You can play along, " Hazel!"
You can play along!" Some stupid british song. Sam finds a rubber ball and throws it at her causing her to fall off the hood, landing head first on the floor.
" What was that for?!" Sh yells. Sam and I cross our arms and just stare at her. " What?!"
" Why did you kiss Freddie?" I ask.
" I didn't kiss him, he kissed me!" She replies.
" Oh my gosh!" Sam says.
" Tell us what happened." I demand.
" We were at his camp reunion, and I got into a cat fight and when we got back, my nose was bleeding, and he was saying how he is a nerd, and I told him he wasn't a nerd, we were in the moment and we kissed. Well, actually we kissed twice." She says.
" I can't listen to this!" Sam says and walks out.
" The only thing I am concerned about is our friendship. With you two dating it's going to be awkward." I say.
" I highly doubt we will date." She says.
" Okay, what ever you say." I walk out.

Sam
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I hide behind the wall. I watch Carly leave and I enter to talk to Hazel.
" Hazel!" I exclaim.
" What now?!" She says.
" I've heard the story but I want to ask one question, Why did Freddie kiss you?"
" Cause I was telling him how he more than a nerd and I think he felt appreciated."
" He is a nerd. He will always be a nerd."
" Dare I even ask it, but are you, jealous?" Jealousy is for idiots.
" What makes you think that?"
" Um, let's see, were yelling about how Freddie kissed me and by the looks of your face. Your pretty pissed off at me." She crosses her arms. " Are you jealous? Why? And don't give me the whole I'm Sam Puckett speech." Carly has asked the question that Freddie and I never answered. Now I have to face it with Hazel the fact that,
" I like Freddie!" I yell. She stops in her tracks with shock written all over her face. She tries to coupe with the situation.
" Why didn't you tell me earlier? I didn't want to make you feel like I was stealing your guy."
" It's okay."
" Look, he might be a good kisser! But I didn't feel anything with him. The sad thing is that I think he liked it. I'm sorry." She says softly trying to sound innocent.
" It's okay." I say once again.
" I just want to ask one thing." She says.
" Sure what is it?"
" Does Freddie know you like him? Or even Carly?"
I drop my head, "No." I say lightly.
" Well, I think you should tell Carly" I walk out of the studio and head down stairs. Carly is sitting down on the duck tape couch. I take a deep breathe.
" Carly." I say taking a seat next to her.
" Yeah Sam." She says.
" I need to tell you something, and I know its all of a sudden but," I look into her eyes. " Remember how you asked Freddie and I if we liked the kiss?"
" Yea, and then the whole Spencer needs a banjo and falling chair thing happened, Hazel wants a burger."
" Yeah. We all know the story."
" So what is it?"
" I…….like Freddie."
" You like Freddie?!" She says standing up.
" Carly it kills me! I like him. I liked the kiss. No, I loved the kiss! I get butterflies when I'm with him. Whenever he holds me I get weak. I love the way he smiles. I can't help myself and it's killing me! I haven't felt this way about anyone! Anyone!" I put it all out there for Carly to soak up. Like a old sponge. She starts crying.
" What is it?" I ask.
" Your having your first crush!" She says through her tears. She sounds like my mom when I told her I was a full grown woman. She cried so hard. Carly hugs me. I really don't need this right now. I just admitted that I like Freddie.
" Hey girls." Freddie says entering. Carly lets go of me and tries to stop crying but she fails miserably so she leaves, heading up the stairs.
" Whats wrong with Carls?" He asks.
" Drop it." I say.
" I need to tell you something."
" So do I. You go first."
" I kissed Hazel." My heart drops like it did when I was upstairs. " And I'm going to ask her out." He says. My stomach now turns into mush.
" She's a lucky girl." The words slip out of my mouth. Freddie hugs me. I take in the moment. Freddie heads upstairs with me following him. We walk into the studio.
" Hazel," Freddie says.
" Yes Freddie?" She replies turning around to face him.
" Will you be……….my girlfriend?" He asks. I feel like crying. Hazel is in shock and looks at me. I give her a thumbs up.
" Yes." She finally says. Freddie picks her up in the hug. She giggles and he kisses her on the cheek. After he lets go of her. She looks over to me with concern. I just smile, trying to hide my pain inside. Carly comes walking in.
" Let's do some iCarly!" Carly exclaims.
" In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.." Freddie says as usual. A one way he steals my heart.
" Sam?" Carly asks.
" Carly?" I ask. " Is this?"
" ICARLY?!" We say in unison.
" To start things off we are going to have so some fun with duck tape." Carly says holding a roll.
" Lots of duck tape." Hazel says showing the bucket loud. We duck tape some random things in the room, eventually things get out of hand and we duck tape Freddie to a chair.
" Let go of me!" Freddie says squirming in the chair. I put duck tape on his mouth for the fun of it with a drawn pair of lips on them.
" And that's why you should never give three girls duck tape." Carly says.
" Okay guys lets unduck tape him or whatever." Hazel says. She rips the duck tape of his mouth making him scream, OW! She continues ripping off the other duck tape .
" Now, we're going to something I like!" Hazel says.
" What do you like?" Carly asks casually.
" DARES!" Hazel replies.
" This is Mitchel from from Newport, Rhode Island." Freddie says.
" Hey guys! I'm Mitchel and I dare Carly to smell Sam's sock!" Mitchel says.
" That's a bad idea Mitchel. We want people to live, not die." Hazel says.
" Next one Fredfry." I say.
" Lynn from New Jersey." Freddie says.
" I dare Hazel to wear a tiger costume to school and whenever someone says fluffy she has to sing Barbie girl." Lynn says.
" She'll do it! Next!" I say. Hazel gives me a evil stare.
" This is Kent from Brooksville, Maine." He says.
" Yo! Kent here and I dare Freddie and Sam to have a stare off and the first one to kiss the other has to drink pure lemon juice." Kent says.
" Pure lemon juice?" Hazel asks.
" It's supposed to be like, super sour."
" Let's do this!" Carly says and winks at me. Hazel pulls out two chairs, making them face each other.
" Why kiss?" Carly asks Kent.
" I heard rumors that Sam and Freddie had their first kisses together." He replies.
" A classic." Hazel says into the camera.

Freddie
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I would love to say that Sam and I had our first kiss together but I look over to Hazel who sees me for me, not for some stupid play toy like Sam does.
" Come on Freddie." Hazel says hugging me.
" Aw fine." I say, switching the camera to the B camera.
" Just remember we will be timing this and then doing," Hazel says.
" Slow mo!" The two brunettes say in unison.
" And timing starts………………………………NOW!" Carly exclaims. The t.v. turns into the timer.
" As Sam and Freddie have the stare off, we're going to tell you many ways to annoy your younger sibling." Hazel says.
" Who doesn't love that." Carly adds.
Sam's face is intense. I can tell she doesn't want to loose this fight. I know I can't loose. Hazel, the sort of love of my love standing by. Sam's blue shirt makes her eyes glisten more. It's mesmerizing and taunting. She keeps on biting her lips causing them turn a darker shade of pink. Hazel and Carly are whispering things into the camera.
" Now if we look back to the clock, it's been two minutes and forty-five seconds in counting into the stare, and we see no sign of distress." Carly says.
" This is going to be interesting." Hazel says into the camera. Sam starts to sigh and I don't know why. She then giggles. Is she?! Hell no, day dreaming? Highly doubt it. Hazel stands behind me and whispers," If you loose I'll put some sugar in the lemon juice." and kisses me on the cheek. She walks away. Eyes straights I think to my self. Straight into Sam's eyes. I look away to notice her hair looks extra nice today. I think she washed it. Beautiful. I start tapping the sides of the chair.
" Now it's four minutes and twenty-two seconds and counting. Who will win? Will it be the kiss of the century? Will my brother's ever learn that Oprah is just a television host?!" Hazel says.
" Who do your brothers think Oprah is?" Carly asks.
" A saint."
" Wow."
Thoughts start to run through my head. My kiss with Hazel, some spark. Carly, the kiss I have been wanting since I meet her. Sam, the kiss that made me see her from a different point of view. That I never saw coming. Some many kisses, so many feelings. I just want to know what it feels like when I kiss Sam now. After a year, or something like that. I slightly get off my chair but Sam get off her's, jumps on top of me. Grabbing my face kissing my lips. My right palm grasps, my left hand holding the the hair from her face. She grabs my head. We start making out. Our kiss grows from loving to full out passionate. My hand glides down from her back, to her butt, to her thigh which I pull more closer to me. I lean in more. Evidently, that just caused Sam and I to fall off the chair and on to the floor. Sparks flying. Fireworks exploding. We don't stop kissing. Just holding each other making out.
" This part can not be viewed by the kids the ages of thirteen or under, so here is the slow motion of the kiss." Hazel says pressing the remote, twirling around to the screen. " You can clearly see that Freddie was about to kiss Sam, but Sam beat him to the punch, so I'm proud to say…..Sam won!" Hazel exclaims.
" And that's iCarly for you!" Carly adds. " Where you learn to annoy your younger siblings,"
" And end with a passionate kiss." Hazel adds. They end the show. " Okay guys, lego!"
" Stop making out!" Carly yells. We head downstairs, Sam and I plop down on the couch and presume to where we were before.
" Hey guys!" Spencer says, more likely walking out of his room. I can't tell. I'm busy. " Sam and Freddie are making out." More likely watching our moment.
" We know." Hazel and Carly say in unison in a disappointing tone.
" Duck tape them!" Spencer exclaims. They run over to Sam and I, duck taping us by the legs. After duck taping us successfully, Spencer moves on to Carly and Hazel who go on a mad chase but get caught and duck taped.
" You just don't trust people with duck tape." Carly says from the floor with her legs duck taped to Hazel's.
" No one should trust people with duck tape. Especially teenagers." Spencer says.
" And artists." Hazel adds.
" So true." Spencer replies. " I'm gonna get smoothies. Be back!" and slams the door.
" This is just perfect." Carly says. Sam and I keep on kissing. " Breathe you two!" Addressing us.
" You know what the weird thing is?" Hazel says.
" What?" I ask, holding Sam with her head on my shoulder.
" I sort of expected this. Not the kiss. But the duck tape. You just don't trust people with duck tape." She says.
" So true." We all say together.